total descendants:: total children::8 26 ❤️ |
Som rozmyslal nad alternativou You are Slovak if 1) You think a place with 500 000 inhabitants is a city 2) You think Skoda Octavia is a cool car 3) People think your surname is an acronym 4) You consider rounding up the value on a check to an integer a good tip 5) You think your country has the best beer in the world, the most beautiful mountains in the world and the prettiest girls in the world and everybody else just must accept that 6) You feel uneasy going to a hospital without a bribe 7) You think people are stupid for not knowing where your country lies but you yourself couldn't find Palau or Eritrea (countries born in 1993 and 1994) on the map either |
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