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Chuck Norris aprooves this message :-) a pripajam message od kamosky z Fejsu nex je sranda:
You`re from Slovakia if:
1) You correct teachers when they say Slovakia is located in Eastern Europe
2) You need to repeat your name at least twice when introducing yourself
3) You know that metric system is the shit
4) You know that the tallest player in NHL has the same passport as you do
5) You speak at least two languages that you never needed to learn (god bless the czech)
6) You know that Hostel and Eurotrip do not reflect wtf Slovakia is about
7) In your homeland, you do not run away from the cops...You chase them...Oh yeah and Absinth is not illegal over there...
8) When drinking with Americans, you`re always the one to finish the keg...cuz everybody around is already passed out...
9) You have at least once in your life drank the `Chucho` wine
10) You do not have a middle name
11) No, you really can`t see your family during the Thanksgiving
12) You take Kofola over Coke, Zlaty Bazant over Budlight, Slivovica over Captain Morgan, movie by Jakubisko over movie by Tarantino and Spisske Halusky over McDonald`s
13) You know that Janosik could kick Superman`s ass even if he was on a wheelchair
You`re from Slovakia if:
1) You correct teachers when they say Slovakia is located in Eastern Europe
2) You need to repeat your name at least twice when introducing yourself
3) You know that metric system is the shit
4) You know that the tallest player in NHL has the same passport as you do
5) You speak at least two languages that you never needed to learn (god bless the czech)
6) You know that Hostel and Eurotrip do not reflect wtf Slovakia is about
7) In your homeland, you do not run away from the cops...You chase them...Oh yeah and Absinth is not illegal over there...
8) When drinking with Americans, you`re always the one to finish the keg...cuz everybody around is already passed out...
9) You have at least once in your life drank the `Chucho` wine
10) You do not have a middle name
11) No, you really can`t see your family during the Thanksgiving
12) You take Kofola over Coke, Zlaty Bazant over Budlight, Slivovica over Captain Morgan, movie by Jakubisko over movie by Tarantino and Spisske Halusky over McDonald`s
13) You know that Janosik could kick Superman`s ass even if he was on a wheelchair