The first thing I heard was the coughing. I could't see trough the raining dust and the shades of grey and all in all i wear eyeglasses with the left lens shattered to pieces. That little synthetic furball is walking right in front of me. Really funny those robot like moves of Teddy. It is now exactly 4 months that we are on the road and it is the the last time I saw human being.We were in Prague and I wanted to get myself drown by jumping from Charles bridge. Few days before that the whole life ,I mean literally life on planet took some mysterious direction, suddenly there were no crowds in the streets. Just me. Try to look at it from my point of view. Every last mother fucker on the planet for some reason vanished.What the fuck? Maybe the whole turn of events means something to the universe. Maybe I jumped in some weirdo like doctor who parallel universe or maybe I am just caught in the labyrinth of one beings mind.And then I find myself being saved by a living teddy bear with eyepatch who looks just like a fucking pedobear.I doesnt even got a chance to kill myself.Seriously? Fuck that. So I was thinking hard what does that mean. And that little shitload of nanotechnology spits out that he is not alone, that there is a whole race of fucking pedobears and that they are building a spaceship to save their savaged planet or some sort of shit like that. So we stole or the right term would be 'took' ,no one cares anymore, a tank and hit the road (sometimes we really hit the road with the tank cannon). And now I am somewhere in deep forests of old nazi-land with that little friend of mine who could be the only link to find out what happened to all the people so I can try to manage and bring back those cunts so they can keep on fuck their brains out and reproduce themselves. I am no philantropist in case you were thinking that way, I just hate when I cannot fuck around with people.Now you can imagine how surprise I was when I heard a real human coughing.