A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits at the same time

Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet.
Ask 10 differenet people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.

“Knock Knock”
“who’s there?”
“Denial of Service Attack”
“Den…?”
“Sn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZPhl~FaLoaSa*AgSeaLp|ExleT…”


A DNS packet walks into a liquor store – where do I find beer “ABC”?.
Clerk: aisle 4, top row on the right.

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?
A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.


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