hear the C :: Something smarter than us is going to emerge


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parent:	pyxel's jokes for geeks
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created:	31.05.2012 - 00:09:02
updated:	31.05.2012 - 00:16:03

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ABSOLUT
KYBERIA

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you:	r,
system:	public
net:	yes

If you hold a unix shell close up to your ear, you can hear the C.

I know a great UDP joke but you might not get it.

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lol, ten druhy :)

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A multicast packet walks into a bar and leaves by four different exits at the same time

Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet.
Ask 10 differenet people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.

“Knock Knock”
“who’s there?”
“Denial of Service Attack”
“Den…?”
“Sn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZPhl~FaLoaSa*AgSeaLp|ExleT…”

A DNS packet walks into a liquor store – where do I find beer “ABC”?.
Clerk: aisle 4, top row on the right.

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router ?
A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

more here:
http://etherealmind.com/corny-network-engineer-jokes/

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Pride TCP paket do baru a hovori: "Dal by som si pivo."
Barman: "Tak ty by si si dal pivo?"
Paket: "Ano, dal by som si pivo."

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epic :D

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luxia inak ty vies o com? ;)

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co myslis?