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Three Black Men
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.

'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all! They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'




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beshtia
 beshtia      24.08.2009 - 01:17:18 [16K] , level: 1, UP   NEW
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otex a owad
 otex a owad      24.08.2009 - 12:36:09 , level: 2, UP   NEW
:)

strasne sa ujebavam sam v miestnosti :))

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trankero
 trankero      24.08.2009 - 13:01:02 , level: 3, UP   NEW
milujem tuto kauzu

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otex a owad
 otex a owad      24.08.2009 - 14:11:10 , level: 4, UP   NEW
ja tiez ;)

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zix
 zix      23.08.2009 - 18:28:34 , level: 1, UP   NEW
lol

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Reverend
 Reverend      23.08.2009 - 20:24:15 (modif: 23.08.2009 - 20:26:27) [37K] , level: 2, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
...inak trosku som patral po celej tejto kauze s udajnym "chorvatskym" obrazom a zistil som nasledovne:

Seria obrazov, citovanych v tejto diskusii, bola povodne vytvorena ako seria spolocnych portretov pre hip-hopove trio "Traja zhavraneli bratia", zalozene troma byvalymi prislusnikmi ozbrojenych sil NATO, veteranmi vojny v Juhoslavii v 90-tych rokoch.

Mladek, Zvonko a Goran (umelecke mena) sa pocas naletov na krajiny byvalej Juhoslavie do tohoto kuska sveta zamilovali a po ukonceni konfliktu uz v regione ostali (zo svojich F-14tiek sa katapultovali vyslovene na poslednu chvilu, po ukonceni zaverecneho naletu na Belehrad).

K srdcu im obzvlast prirastlo Chorvatsko (udajne kvoli vynikajucej urovni sluzieb a skvelej kuchyni - jedine, co im chybalo, su kybliky kuracich kridel z KFC, odkedy sa im vsak podarilo rozbehnut cierny obchod s kuracim masom, je aj tento drobny nedostatok vyrieseny).

Na snimke v prenajatej izbe na private "Adria - Zimmer Frei":

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Staci trosku pogooglit a hned je v celej veci jasnejsie.

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StiX
 StiX      25.08.2009 - 02:32:15 , level: 3, UP   NEW
ah :-/ ja uz ani neviem ako vyzerali originaly ... uz mam v hlave len fraktal

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fito
 fito      24.08.2009 - 19:05:07 , level: 3, UP   NEW
ktovie, ci to nema nejaku spojitost so znamou slovenskou kauzou "triptych"...

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Reverend
 Reverend      24.08.2009 - 22:36:13 , level: 4, UP   NEW
Vidis!!! Klananie troch kralov!!!! Sak to boli sami negri tiez!!!

...ide ti to! Pokracuj! :)

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gapa
 gapa      25.08.2009 - 11:06:00 [21K] , level: 5, UP   NEW
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sponka
 sponka      24.08.2009 - 16:02:14 , level: 3, UP   NEW
:D :D umrem hned

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zix
 zix      24.08.2009 - 13:26:47 , level: 3, UP   NEW
to uz je hrozne peklo tento thread :))

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db
 db      24.08.2009 - 18:12:45 (modif: 24.08.2009 - 18:15:59), level: 4, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
a tusim nebyt toho mojho prvotneho lol pod obrazkom (tzv. zaciatok mexickej vlny), neviem neviem ci by sme neprisli o kauzu leta.
ach ako krasne to hreje

:)

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ππ
 ππ      25.08.2009 - 10:42:55 , level: 5, UP   NEW
lol

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

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Reverend
 Reverend      24.08.2009 - 13:34:13 , level: 4, UP   NEW
Zacnelo sa nam za Monty Pythons, sa mi zda :)

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zix
 zix      24.08.2009 - 13:35:26 [5K] , level: 5, UP   NEW
:)

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Reverend
 Reverend      24.08.2009 - 13:36:25 , level: 6, UP   NEW
Doslova :D

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alice
 alice      24.08.2009 - 11:44:18 , level: 3, UP   NEW
to je vskutku facinujuce ako sa kyberia furt dokaze namotat na nejaku picovinu.

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wb
 wb      25.08.2009 - 04:29:00 , level: 4, UP   NEW
POZOR!
Je fascinujuce, ze sa este kybca vie pospolito na niecom zabavit bez nejakeho badatelneho (v kackach) rozporu.
a btw napadlo mi aku hodnotu teraz mohol nabrat ten obraz :))

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sponka
 sponka      24.08.2009 - 17:21:31 , level: 4, UP   NEW
po dlhom case dobra picovina!

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Reverend
 Reverend      24.08.2009 - 13:24:22 , level: 4, UP   NEW
There's no business like showbusiness, honey.

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Ligeia
 Ligeia      24.08.2009 - 11:16:57 , level: 3, UP   NEW
:DDD

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skurva.
 skurva.      24.08.2009 - 10:00:53 , level: 3, UP   NEW
haha epic !

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vx
 vx      24.08.2009 - 02:05:37 [13K] , level: 3, UP   NEW
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slovenske dvojicky podporuju juhoslavske dvojicky

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M@rtin
 M@rtin      24.08.2009 - 15:14:18 [9K] , level: 4, UP   NEW
A videli ste novy obraz, ktory odhalili v Louvri?:)

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repelent
 repelent      24.08.2009 - 15:59:56 , level: 5, UP   NEW
ziman, ides :)

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ziman
 ziman      24.08.2009 - 20:38:28 (modif: 24.08.2009 - 22:41:44) [36K] , level: 6, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!

Janica


Dráma, Chorvátsko, 2009, 112 min.

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Dráma na motívy rovnomenného románu Vladka Rabčića nás zavedie do, na pohľad zasľúbenej zeme, v skutočnosti však ľudsky pochmúrneho prostredia chorvátskeho vidieka začiatkom 21. storočia. V ňom sa odvíja príbeh nezamestnanej Janice, ktorá sa pretĺka životom ako príležitostná maliarka a jej umeleckou výpoveďou je kopírovanie naoko nezaujímavých detailov z obrazov iných autorov, ktorým takto dodáva nový život -- často až nečakaný kontext a súvislosti.

Do Janicinho života ale náhle vstupuje obchodník Branko Pitić -- a celý svet sa obracia naruby. Nielenže sa musí Janica vyrovnávať s náporom vlastných citov, ale rozbieha tiež s Brankom obchod s jej obrazmi, čo je tŕňom v oku neprajného okolia. Do deja sa však onedlho zapletá aj krásna Suzana a situácia sa začína ešte viac zamotávať...

Réžia: Bogdan Kurilov
V hlavných úlohách: Ivica Crnić, Željko Stipanov

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ananas
 ananas      25.08.2009 - 12:24:49 , level: 7, UP   NEW
download link?

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naamah
 naamah      25.08.2009 - 10:08:45 , level: 7, UP   NEW
hehe :))

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maruska[Locked_OUT]
 maruska[Locked_OUT]      25.08.2009 - 08:58:54 , level: 7, UP   NEW
hrozne to už otravuje.

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ziman
 ziman      25.08.2009 - 09:11:52 , level: 8, UP   NEW
aspon sa neflejmuje o oboci :)

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tatratank
 tatratank      25.08.2009 - 09:54:05 (modif: 25.08.2009 - 09:54:39), level: 9, UP   NEW !!CONTENT CHANGED!!
a je to aspoň zábavné občas, nie iba sa furt urážať a navážať sa do seba...
takéto "flejmy" móžem :)