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Three Black Men
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.

'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all! They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

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:)

strasne sa ujebavam sam v miestnosti :))

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milujem tuto kauzu

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ja tiez ;)

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lol

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...inak trosku som patral po celej tejto kauze s udajnym "chorvatskym" obrazom a zistil som nasledovne:

Seria obrazov, citovanych v tejto diskusii, bola povodne vytvorena ako seria spolocnych portretov pre hip-hopove trio "Traja zhavraneli bratia", zalozene troma byvalymi prislusnikmi ozbrojenych sil NATO, veteranmi vojny v Juhoslavii v 90-tych rokoch.

Mladek, Zvonko a Goran (umelecke mena) sa pocas naletov na krajiny byvalej Juhoslavie do tohoto kuska sveta zamilovali a po ukonceni konfliktu uz v regione ostali (zo svojich F-14tiek sa katapultovali vyslovene na poslednu chvilu, po ukonceni zaverecneho naletu na Belehrad).

K srdcu im obzvlast prirastlo Chorvatsko (udajne kvoli vynikajucej urovni sluzieb a skvelej kuchyni - jedine, co im chybalo, su kybliky kuracich kridel z KFC, odkedy sa im vsak podarilo rozbehnut cierny obchod s kuracim masom, je aj tento drobny nedostatok vyrieseny).

Na snimke v prenajatej izbe na private "Adria - Zimmer Frei":

Staci trosku pogooglit a hned je v celej veci jasnejsie.

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ah :-/ ja uz ani neviem ako vyzerali originaly ... uz mam v hlave len fraktal

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ktovie, ci to nema nejaku spojitost so znamou slovenskou kauzou "triptych"...

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Vidis!!! Klananie troch kralov!!!! Sak to boli sami negri tiez!!!

...ide ti to! Pokracuj! :)

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:D :D umrem hned

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to uz je hrozne peklo tento thread :))

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a tusim nebyt toho mojho prvotneho lol pod obrazkom (tzv. zaciatok mexickej vlny), neviem neviem ci by sme neprisli o kauzu leta.
ach ako krasne to hreje

:)

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lol

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

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Zacnelo sa nam za Monty Pythons, sa mi zda :)

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Doslova :D

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to je vskutku facinujuce ako sa kyberia furt dokaze namotat na nejaku picovinu.

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POZOR!
Je fascinujuce, ze sa este kybca vie pospolito na niecom zabavit bez nejakeho badatelneho (v kackach) rozporu.
a btw napadlo mi aku hodnotu teraz mohol nabrat ten obraz :))

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po dlhom case dobra picovina!

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There's no business like showbusiness, honey.

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:DDD

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haha epic !

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slovenske dvojicky podporuju juhoslavske dvojicky

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A videli ste novy obraz, ktory odhalili v Louvri?:)

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ziman, ides :)

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Janica

Dráma, Chorvátsko, 2009, 112 min.

Dráma na motívy rovnomenného románu Vladka Rabčića nás zavedie do, na pohľad zasľúbenej zeme, v skutočnosti však ľudsky pochmúrneho prostredia chorvátskeho vidieka začiatkom 21. storočia. V ňom sa odvíja príbeh nezamestnanej Janice, ktorá sa pretĺka životom ako príležitostná maliarka a jej umeleckou výpoveďou je kopírovanie naoko nezaujímavých detailov z obrazov iných autorov, ktorým takto dodáva nový život -- často až nečakaný kontext a súvislosti.

Do Janicinho života ale náhle vstupuje obchodník Branko Pitić -- a celý svet sa obracia naruby. Nielenže sa musí Janica vyrovnávať s náporom vlastných citov, ale rozbieha tiež s Brankom obchod s jej obrazmi, čo je tŕňom v oku neprajného okolia. Do deja sa však onedlho zapletá aj krásna Suzana a situácia sa začína ešte viac zamotávať...

Réžia: Bogdan Kurilov
V hlavných úlohách: Ivica Crnić, Željko Stipanov

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download link?

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hehe :))

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hrozne to už otravuje.

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aspon sa neflejmuje o oboci :)