Viete čo by som kúpil noamovi chomskemu?
Platnú holidays in cambodia

https://photos.app.goo.gl/nLzateej5APNxopb9

Poznate Bostonsky anarchisticky vtip?
Najdete ho v tomto videu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0FEFWNRJRQ
A poznate Zidovsky anarchisticky vtip?
To bolo vtedy, ked Stara Lezba Gudmenova chcela spolu s Tschamskim a Akademik pitbulom urobit Sira Alana Derschowitza, felix frankestein of poison ivy, o love...
Ja tomu bezne hovorim verbal dismantlemenet of derschowitz, no u nich v rodine maju este asi shloshim a yahrzeit, tak progressive liberal pravnik ma odo mna na rok pokoj.
Slovne.
Tu najdete link



Viem ze to ma hodinu a tristvrte, to len pre skutocnych fajnsmekrov, ako vravieval docent Boda.

ak by ste mohli, zbierame sa na editing na moje poviedky, nech vidime ako sa ma naozaj pisat. mame zatial nezeditovanu verziu, tak nahrubo ako som pisaval, poslem Vam to do mailu ako protihodnotu plus tu je zatial netova verzia mojho romanu, pisem tretiu cast s nazvom Robim s koksom, predmluva je tu, po anglicky
https://kyberia.sk/id/8941499

na stranke www.tiferet.sk mame coffee button, velmi nam to pomoze, kazdeho prispievatela uvedieme medzi sponzorov, pokial si to vyslovene nezela tak samozrejme nie

Basnicka zo dna 19 Tevet 5785

Ganz Ruhig ist bitte mein´ Name / Benny Gantz ruhig

Srp dekady, Sudruh

Warm up si,

Dame!

V centrifuge cislice,

Trojzmysly, antifrazy

Viem, kde mam svoj talent

Same radoby a kvazi

Surreal dada alibi

Onehda bol anarchistom

Ostal latentne nalavo

Keynesian alibistom / cisla nepustia

Radsej ticho studujuc

Casu neni prebytok

Tendencia konstruktivna

Ne weekender dobytok

Eskapista vymkol sa

Kluce stratil, hladat ich?

Litium a arispa

Zapil vodou parazyt

Tazko tymto zarobim / ubohe

Vnutornö len vyvencim

Tazkopadnost rokmi zmyvam

Neprekryje Givenchy

Al Khaemilk bol hrot hrot

Nasiel som svoj strop strop

Ahm eh kind of flop flop

Shomer ten ma glock glock

Nezabranis takemu ze

Mowning the lawn

Stranu som si vybral

I tend to own / UP!

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https://www.wattpad.com/ - tu mozeme vydavat knihy postupne, mame publikum
https://www.tiferet.sk/?p=42 - Dadi, toto je odflaknuty editing. To si si dal skim reading a koniec. :)
Nevadi, dnes zajtra to opravim a v piatok znovu zazdielam.

Odborne posudenie textu - https://literarnydom.sk/cennik/

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The use of language is being subverted. Some people think that their mother tongue will suffice to
hold the realities together. Some defaulted to the use of the current world’s lingua franca. Some yet
hold to the stubborn notion that the complexity of language is the key to the personal, spiritual or
societal advancement of humankind. It is the kind thoughts and actions that will win in the long run
over the arrogance and brute force. Strive to achieve even higher compassion for the benefit of all.
I do not wish to take too much of your time, what has passed, and what was said is already quite
difficult to comprehend for the majority of people. Do not bother yourselves with the minute details
and look at the big picture! Try to always do the right thing! The future that awaits you is bright!

https://youtu.be/Wla85JPuTfw?si=qX89SFOVkk8K9TkR

https://youtu.be/p12adZsQsWE?si=3b-KyW7p-xFebfyK

Summit popieracov holokaustu, s ktorým mal niečo spoločné Irán

#cherem

So súhlasom Old Yishuv a Szetmer Rebbe

(Doplniť video, kde je Neturei Karta - VICE - Rebel Rabbis, Stamford Hill, 2015)

Cross reference with

Neturei Karta vs #770 at AIPAC

https://www.tiferet.sk/?p=339

Oh Boy

Autor (môj prvý menzes po čínsky) (velice sa teším po čínsky ako mi urezu karajsvajcama) - alternatívny názov nepodareného pridlheho limeriku - na loope si dávam päť hodín Andruorld - Born Skinny (DukeNuk-EM/NuXXNuXX Remix/)

#iddqd
#idkfa
#gonzo1982
#gonzoopera

French little boy,

dressed like an angel,

she was a god-like boy,

walkin on dreams,

pumping veins boy,

tearing holes boy,

you like my new sneakers,

white addidas superstars,

come on dance with me boy,

she was a petite boy,

addiction boy,

walkin on razors boy,

you wanted a hit boy,

to the vein boy,

romantic werther,

skating on ice boy

broken bones,

fresh powder in austria boy,

riding among stars,

fulfilling the dreams boy,

hgunting the vampires,

kafkaesque little boy,

dreaming of tottenham court road,

leaving your little town,

the ususal, but oh so bright boy,

you’re toxic,

acid droping like rain,

on your tongue boy,

kissing so wrong,

being burned on the wicked,

yellow and white in heavenly dance,

mixed with blood,

hiv boy, moving around in thight spaces,

it’s your mum calling you,

it’s your sister fucking you,

come on, dance with the wolves boy,

hanging out with the scum of the earth,

white cigarettes, salty boy,

anarchist cryptopunk boy,

turned a rabbi boy,

ten years in conversion boy,

learning torah by the heart,

expelled from synagogue,

hit, hit, hit it again and again boy,

fag smoking, techno playng boy,

wake up boy,

enjoy the eternal sleep boy,

downtown brought to outskirts boy,

married once boy, divorced forver,

flipping over nothing,

in a world full of emptiness

https://www.tiferet.sk/?p=328

Oľga Erdelyi - Čierny pes

Olga Erdelyi, 7. júla 2023
Môj dedko mal na krku veľký červeno-bordový fľak. Bola to taká krvná podliatina, ktorú si hneď každý všimol, nedala sa zakryť ani golierom. Ako dieťa ma veľmi zaujímalo, ako k nej prišiel. Raz, keď som veľmi naliehala mi rozpovedal príbeh:


„Keď som bol mladý a chodieval som každý deň do cukrovaru, z času na čas pobehoval po ulici veľký čierny pes. Nikto netušil, komu ten pes patrí ani kedy sa znova objaví. Niekedy ho nebolo vidno aj niekoľko týždňov, niekedy pobehoval po ulici každý deň. Bol to taký veľký pes, že človek mal pred ním prirodzený rešpekt, takže som sa k nemu radšej ani nepribližoval. Ani on sa nepribližoval ku mne, lebo to bol hrdý pes a ľudia ho nezaujímali.


Raz sa čierny pes správal inak ako obvykle. Postával vonku, ako keby ma už čakal. Keď som sa k nemu priblížil, tak si sadol a uprene sa na mňa zahľadeľ. Snažil som sa nevšímať si ho, no potom som v istej chvíli zachytil jeho pohľad. Bol som ako zhypnotizovaný. Pocítil som strašné nutkanie pohladiť ho. A vieš čo sa stalo potom?“, spýtal sa ma dedo. V napätí som očami visela na jeho tvári a nedočkavo som zakývala hlavou. „Ako som sa ho snažil dotknúť, zaútočil na mňa a pohrýzol ma do krku. Takto! “ Dedo spravil výpad rukami a jemne ma uštipol do ramena. Keď moje prvotné preľaknutie opadlo, tak sme sa obaja začali smiať. „A preto nehladkaj túlavé psy.“, dodal na záver ponaučenie, ako si ma pritúlil k sebe a pohládzal ma po vlasoch. „Nikdy.“. To nikdy sa mi zdalo akési vzdialené, ako keby ho ani nehovoril mne. Privinula som sa k dedovi ešte mocnejšie.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us-monitoring-large-serbian-force-along-kosovo-border-white-house-2023-09-29/

zapadna tlac
https://www.daily-sun.com/post/715270/NATO-says-ready-to-boost-presence-in-Kosovo

yugo novini
https://www.b92.net/eng/news/politics.php?yyyy=2023&mm=10&dd=01&nav_id=116734
https://www.b92.net/eng/news/politics.php?yyyy=2023&mm=10&dd=02&nav_id=116741

https://kyberia.sk/id/9058196

Ladislav Gradecki – Professional´s chef d´oeuvre /vysvetlivky k tekstu/ + Vnutorny ohen / Aish zara – viem, ze to nie je doslovny preklad, no je to jeden z ostatnych vyrazov, co som sa v hebrejcine naucil a ako nazov dalsej kapitoly postaci /I-ne-che era, na konci jedno obvinenie a podnet na presetrenie/

Ahojte, opat sa hlasim o slovo tentokrat dvojjazycne. Dam si tu namahu a cely tekst preprcnem do anglictiny nasledne, ako ho dopisem. Ako doteraz, budem pisat s adresatmi, prvi dvaja su Ivan a Peter.
Chiddush pre tuto kapitolu – nielen odstavce, ktore tu su pre nasho mileho Geriho, na ktoreho este pride slovo, ale aj interpunkcia.
Mily Illan, Mily Sprontzi/Pilier / a mily Pastah, to je chalanisko, ktory ma 13.2.2015 tak komplexne vymietol, ze som len cucal. Mojej hlave ozaj blizky kamarat a dovolim si povedat, nas dobry rodinny znamy. Mimochodom, ked sa ma v predsieni Bratislavskej mikve rabin Folger spytal, ci som tetovany, zavahal som, chcel som sa spytat, ci sa outsource-ovana kerka rata. Miki ma na prelakti vykerovane LeAzazel Kore. Hehe/
Tu je Miso Lieskovec, ten divny, snazivy Ger, ktory sa s vami modlieval, ktory este stale chce konvertovat a zit svoj zivot ako akakolvek sucast niektorej Zidovskej komunity. Neda mi, raz som za Illana zaskakoval v muzeu hore v chule ako sprievodca - novic, Michal, moj menovec, na nas daval pozor. Illan musel ist na pohreb, tak som ochotne suhlasil, ved takto mam na micve aj ja podiel. Na otazku ci na pohrebe bol minyan moj byvaly ucitel odpovedal zaporne. To bolo prve varovne znamenie v suvislosti s BA kehilou. Co by som Ti k nim Miki povedal? Len jedno, mimo nich rastiem linearne, pri nich som rastol geometricky, miestami az exponencialne. Obcasna trefne mierena derivacia/dotycnica krivku usmernila nevidanym sposobom. Oni su neskutocni. Co tam potom, ze ich predseda sa venuje plastickej chirurgii a ze aj Ty o tom, Michal, vies? Co vsak nevies, je aky je skvely clovek. Az na jeden moment, ktory som Ti nepopisal. Tu je.
Uz som brigadoval u Boaza a koncil som v banke, neusporiadane chronologicky, zacat o ING sposobom vypovedna lehota ale budis. Menahel / to je po hebrejsky manazer, sef, nadriadeny / potreboval kazdu volnu ruku, tak som si zariadil rannu sluzbu v konciacej sa praci a pod uplatkom desat eur som ukecal aj zprvu neochotnu maminu, nech nam pride pomoct. Boaz bol k mame velmi slusny, dal jej za snahu, hoci isla domov skor, za tie roky na invalidnom si odvykla pracovnemu zhonu a nasadeniu. Lavan jej dal este desku navyse a mamina mi tu moju vratila. Oboch by som rad pochvalil za toto poobedie, kedy sme pomahali pri komunitnej poobednej zurke, stalo sa vsak toto.
Sedime si s mamou oproti sebe pocas prestavky na brigadke, mamca sa laduje polievkou, co sa podavala, ja pofajcujem vtedy asi este pallmalku, stihli ich stiahnut z predaja. Dones mi jednu krabicku prosim, ked tu najblizsie budes.
Vsuvka
Mozny realny nazov – Vihibka /nie provokacne/
V prvom rade venovane prirastku, sice nie tak cerstvemu, do nasej rodiny a to Veronike, jej manzelovi Antchovicke /viem to z naseho blabla pri pive s Pistolerom, keby si sa niekedy pripojil, nasmejes sa a zaspominas si s nami, si pozvany, Bratrance/ a ich malemu. Bapka ZL by sa asi tazko otacala v hrobe, ked prebehla kremacia, tiez mam sukromny umyselny omyl, ktory vytvoril ustalene slovne spojenie, nachadzame sa v romane Pornokoin, ´´vijebat vinkel´´- Vysvetlim osobne. Dufam, ze este tento polrok. Kedze sa nemam koho spytat v rodine, nesuc stale tazobu Bapkinej nepritomnosti, ci je spravny vyraz pre zenu ´´privydat sa´´, kedze zeny sa za beznych okolnosti nezenia, mama mi to schvalila. Snad aj ty… Und ich suche eine Lehrerin dass mich mit Deutsch hilft ein bisschen, nicht teuer und der Kleine Mann kann mitspielen. Mit Babbel oder etwas anderes dass du konfirmierst. Ich moechte im Wien wohnen und meine Kindern im der Oesterreichische Judische Schule jeder Tag mitbringen, ach, eine schoeneste Daydream, ich habe grosses Ambitionen, ich TuviaWeiss oder JossiWeiss – rhyming slang - das. /bez slovnika Michal. Na margo toho Tvojho
MP / SR -A v tom romane bola postava…
ML / SR / LG – Phillip alebo Peter Marlowe, kvazi hlavna postava…
MP / SR – To si ty…
Takto ma Miki zvykol vypiect, napriklad tym, ze rozpoznal podobnost medzi mnou a stvarnenim spisovatela Jamesa Clawella v romane Potkan kral. Ked som na kratku dobu skusil pracovat ako burzovny makler, vedla mna sedel tipek menom Tajpan. Normalne mal na tabuli medzi zamestnancami napisanu miesto mena prezyvku Tajpan. To potom nemam najmensi problem, ze Juraj Kucka, stredny zaloznik SK Slovan Bratislava ma na drese Kuco. No problem, Lasi. Sedel som v tej firme, co mala ine meno na dverach a odlisne meno v zmluve, sedel som vedla jeho persony, navlecenej do sedeho obleku s vestickou, ked som mal chvilku na to, aby som s nim travil cas a pozoroval jeho schopnosti asertivneho, ambiciozneho predajcu /v oboch sferach mam co dohanat a od tajtrlika sa aj co to poducit da/, chcel som prelomit lady a povedal som mu
-Tajpan, to je kniha, poznas?
-Hej?
-Hm. Takato Buchla.
-ja viem, sam som ju napisal.
Nevedel som, co mu na to odpovedat, tak som ho zacal ignorovat. Tajpan, autor tej hrubej buchle, prosim, potlesk v nepritomnosti pre mladeho cielavedomeho, po lahkom zisku baziacom sedlakovi s dokoncenou obchodnou akademiou a napozeranym Leonarda Di Capria ako sosa lajny s Metjuom Mekkan´him v luxusnej restike. Vieme, co za sracku som v Pornokoine uz raz spomenul a pritom nedokukal od nudy…
Hashtags fauxpax, tlchuba, vidlakrepja, tajpan, sterilny slepuch, vesnickej krupan
Die letzte Sache zum Deutsch Fremdsprache Rekapitulazion, zum Fremdspracenstunden Wechseln, ich kenne sehr Schoen Franzoesische jodlovat, lesen und falschsingen. Du sagst ja danach, Veronika und Antchovicka danach er ein Sardelka bekommen wuerde, mit seiner kleiner Engelchen und seine Plesina? Sicher, super gespielt, Bruder Ziegler. / vsetko stale bez slovnika Michal, ja to beriem vazne, to potencialne partnerstvo a hruba 10percentna tzedakah pre Rabina Folgera Schlitah ejkejej so viel Knoblauch und danach ein Goy gibt mir sehr schnell meine richtige Preiss. Bin nicht ein Jevrej in vejn. Hehe SRPEngleusch, miesanina yugo reci, anglictiny a nemciny, Benjamin Kreko v nej exceloval, pre pripomenutie Srb z okolia Gelsenkirchen, stara znamost, ktoru som spominal, telefonne cislo 0902 523 a nasobok 29iny. Ty sa sustred na to prve trojcislie po predvolbe. Neznali nevedia. Pozdrav pre Lubosa./
/rozhovor prebehol po anglicky/
-Ty Benko, preco niekedy nezavolame von aj Lubosa alebo Maja? S nimi som si aj rozumel…
-Nah, ja som mu pojebal Vierku.
-Ach tak, kamaratsky si az prilis. Plus ja ked si pustim Gorana Bregovica tak hned picujes ze cigori, jebem im majku…
Ale pravdu mal s tym intelligent design, ked oponoval mojmu ateizmu. A dobre sme si rozumeli. Sranda s nim bola neuveritelna.++
Cize este jedna jedina vec, ktora usla dochtorovi /morgen/ Sternovi, nie to je odkaz na skoky na lyziach, panovi predsedovi je hned jasne,ze odkazujem na rabina Menachem Mendel of Kotzk…
On, Miki, proste pred mojou mamou zadelil
-Babenky vybavil som vam Setha Rogena…
Co v mojej hlave nasledovalo Ti, Michal poviem osobne…
*****Jednoaktovka pri prilezitosti vyrocia a prednasky o transporte Bratislava – Mauthausen
Pracovny nazov, alternativa k Vihibke /to keby niekto moc picoval a z viacerych stran, to by malo v sebe samozrejme jedno pozitivum a to su reakcie od ludi/
‘’Pech’’
/pripominam, ze pre akekolvek spracovanie maju moju postavu v deji, snaziveho smoliara Bystrika, zarezervovanu tito dvaja – klenot slovenskeho divadla, kinematografie a serialov namesacnik Lubos z Turca, druha moznost nemoze byt nik iny iba Sanike, ten vysoky Aleksandar, co nastupil do 209ny na Mileticovej, odviezol sa dve zastavky na Trenciansku a hrdo stal pri vchode, to ani nebolo treba kazit tento jeho Krasny, kazdodenny ranny presun do skoly s dcerou, tou krpanou, co ked ju zobral k Ihlanovi na zur, tak vobec nebula hanbliva. Micci, my sme sa videli mozno len zbezne, no pred nedavnom som pocul o Tvojom uraze, pomodlil som sa teraz Zalm 91 za Tvoje zdravie a zdravie mojej mamy. Z umeleckych kruhov este pozdravujem jednu blondavu tanecnicku a jej partacku Vladimiru, tie okolo mna jeden cas preleteli na zurke, predstavoval som si nieco na sposob Andrea plus Janka, nie vzdy vsetko v pocestnosti. Vy dve /jedno ktore dve/ predstavujete v nasledujucich riadkoch avantgardu. A micva citania zalmu ide napoly s choreografom Durovcikom, ktoremu darujem polku zechus /im English merit, po slovensky asi zasluha, podiel na cine. Ked matka pozera tie mindnaminenspiritkrashinshouz hovorim si
-On zachranil zivot, bud zhovievavy.
Pridruzena micva /po hebrejsky prikazanie/ - judge favourably. /neviem prelozit, asi to uz spomenute ‘’sud zhovievavo’’, pricom sudit sa nema vobec, hehe, to neznamena, ze nemate byt sudni a sudne, to je zas o inom…/
-najprv ale musi prebehnut resers, to co citate je len hruba neopracovana verzia.
Zeleznicna stanica, Bratislava, vojnove roky, skor ku koncu
Asi tridsatrocny Slovensko-zidovsky konvertita Bystrik Krutnava, novym menom Shlomo ben Avraham /pozdrav Rebbimu Kapustinovi, prepacte, ze sa neukazem, no rabin Abigdor Miller Zacal hovori, ze sa s vami reformnymi nemam stykat, svoje povodne meno Shlomo som delokalizoval na Mikiho Pastu, ked sa mi neozyval, premenoval som ho na Shlomo Hagar The Sodomite, inac je vo v mojom tvorivom fiktivnon svete znamy ako Shlomo Rastah/ si odpluje na zem a v cudzej reci zanadava
-Majku vam jebem nacističku…
-Hey, was machst du hier allein, Jude. Hast du etwas besser zu tun, du Kreten?
-Kurac, ni sam jevrej, ja sam ger cedek, picke ti…
Rozpravac, muzsky hlas, ja si tam predstavujem herca Ady Hajdu, pretoze bol za to, ze navstivil choreho kolegu Jana Kronera na oddeleni AG v Pinelovej psychiatrickej nemocnici. Navyse Videourban je skvela postava ci zo slovenskej literatury alebo kinematografie, props to that. Spominate si ten acid house vo filmovom prevedeni, ci?
A propos, ked potrebujem rozosmiat otca, zopakujem mu realnu storku, ako fakt silne surrealist-dadaisticke kridlo na AGecku krici na znameho herca, v dany moment zmietaneho silnou depresiou, ked v telke davaju Profesionalov
-Mino… Mino, pod k nam, picitam, budes s nami kukat serial. Mino, Minkooo ale sak sa neondi… /nas to s otcom bavi, ale ja som bol vzdy odlisny/
Pripadne otcovi zopakujem vtip z Country Estrada, pozdrav panovi Slaninovi, smatlava Lenka Plackova bola na pohovore u Ivana Mladka a na konci jej skusil nadhodit nieco, co by snad este mohla zvladnut
-umyte aspon udelat poradnyho turka?
-vy ste turek?
Rozpravac, dalej len RA, akoze Rozpravac Adyhajdu, inicialy vykazujuce istu zhodu cisto nahodne - Bystrik prave spoznaval 369u nevyhodu stat sa Zidom po pravoplatnom procese konverzie, ked nadsenec predstupi pred rabinsky sud, preukaze dostatocne znalosti a spravnu motivaciu pripojit sa k vyvolenemu narodu, myslime tym rabinsky sud zlozeny z troch sudcov, ktori su Tory znali a ju aj dodrzujuci…
-Und die Tzigane auch, dort bei Drezina, schnell. Schnell.
RA - Bystrika to vsak nerozhodilo, horsie by bolo, keby ho pchali do transportu za to, ze je dedicne meshugeneh a do toho este aj anarchista. Toto vsetko doteraz zamlcal a nemal v plane svoje dve deformacie dat okupantom, ktory si prisli po ten svoj Lebensraum a lifrovali vlakmi nepohodlnych povodnych obcanov, nepotreboval im to dat na vedomie.
-Die Zwei Dadaistische Schauspielerinen im der Wagon mit die Jude und die Partisanen. Sie koennen soviel Spass machen mit diese Charedi Klaun und diese Lazar.
BK – Tvoja ima jez klaun, bandita.
SM -Sam si lazar, ty nemecka nula.
RA - Odpovedal mu povstalec Stan Montos. Hoci mu chybali tri prsty z pravej ruky ako bol designovany na ten nestastny moment, kedy sa skusala nova varka podomacky vyrobenych granatov, byt medzi svojimi granatometcik, holt, to sa chce Shlomo Ben Avraham stazovat, ze jeho osud je zrovnatelny s tym Jobovym…
SM / v mojej mysli pripada monopol na jeho stvarnenie stelesneniu slova chutzpah a to je Ondrej Noskovic. Rad si na tohto loptosa obcas spomeniem / - A ty co na mna cumis, zidacik? Tesis sa, ze sme spolupasazieri do Dachau?
RA – Ked sa Bystrik necitil prijemne, ukryl sa bud do svojich spomienok alebo do fiktivneho sveta, ktory mal v hlave rozlezany ako alternativu k sucasnem ,0u, nie tak zavideniahodneho stavu veci.
At that moment the alarm clock goes on and the melody goes as this
Son of Korach the Anarchist
Son of Korach the Anarchist
once more that dumb melody that reminds me to be humble
This teaches me to be subservient to Torah and do not question the authorities. Not the ones that have earned their status through studies, experience and hard labour. Still I feel as Geri. Not Norman Geri Finkelman, not Geri, my world DJ number 4, props to Sasova, I would love to come to see the Slovan match at Stiavnicky, Robert. Geri, upon occasion I can mimick the Scottish accent, it sounds funny but yep, I still want to see myself as a convert, that kind of ger shel li. Me being ger. My wish. Quite simple. yet coded, hidden in words that carry strange meaning. Not as much of my generation want to pursue. Unusual, as always... But not per se.

a pointa professionals chef d§oeuvre je ako nechat stratit nastalo Harmana a Matovica. Voila.

One day God and Moses are sitting on a bench in heaven
Moses looks at God and says- I’m bored-
God says- let’s play some golf
Moses tees off first and hits a ball perfectly onto the green and sinks his hole for a par two
God says- pretty good- and he takes a swing and his ball veers off towards the rough
A squirrel grabs the ball and starts to run off with it
An eagle sees the squirrel and swoops down and grabs it in his talons and flies off
Suddenly a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle causing him to drop the squirrel. The squirrel lands on the green, releases the ball which rolls into the hole and God has scored a hole in one
Moses looks at God and says- you gonna play golf or futz around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7_65tm3Otk

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Rabbi Nachman teaches,

We should pray for our friends when they are in trouble. Why our prayers for friends are effective can be understood from the story of a certain king who was angry with his son and sent him away. The prince came and placated his father, who agreed to have him back, but afterwards the prince again offended his father, who sent him away again. The prince again placated his father and the same thing happened several times.

Once the prince did something that made his father extremely angry. The king thought to himself: "What point is there in sending him away if later on, when my anger subsides, he comes and placates me again? This time when I send him away, I will so arrange things that he will not even have access to me so as not to be able to placate me."

The king appointed one of his ministers as an intermediary between himself and the prince, instructing the minister that when the prince came seeking to placate him, he was not to allow him entry. The prince came several times asking to be admitted to his father in order to placate him. However, the minister would not let him enter, for those were the instructions the king had given him. This happened again and again.

Eventually the minister saw the prince's great longing for his father and saw how much he was suffering because of not being able to gain entry to his father in order to placate him. The minister thought to himself: "If this is how much the prince misses his father, presumably the king is also suffering a great deal because his son cannot come to him. For the greater the desire of he who desires, the greater the desire aroused in the object of his desire." The minister felt extremely sorry for both the king and his son, and he himself also suffered, because he said to himself: "Surely I am the cause of all this, since I am the barrier that keeps them apart: I am the one causing both the king and the prince to suffer."

The minister thought to himself: "There must be some way to bring about a reconciliation. Surely the king does not want his son to suffer forever without being able to reach him, and the king himself must be suffering as a result." The minister realized that it was all up to him. "I myself will go to the king to plead for the prince. I will ask the king to forgive him and allow him back."

This is exactly what the minister did. He went to the king and told him how much the prince was longing for him, begging the king to forgive him. The king immediately agreed and restored the prince to his place.

The meaning of the story is obvious. Whenever one of our friends is suffering, physically, mentally or spiritually, we should say, "Without doubt I am the cause of this. Because of my sins, I myself am the barrier between the King of kings, the Holy One, blessed be He, and the world. For the Holy One, blessed be He, constantly desires to bestow blessings of goodness upon His children. But because of my sins, I am the barrier that is holding all this back. The solution is for me myself to plead with the King on behalf of my friend."

When a person does this, he will certainly not succumb to arrogance. The root of arrogance is when a person prides himself on having qualities which his friend lacks. But when a person believes that the only cause of his friend's deficiency, spiritual or material, is the barrier that he himself has erected between his friend and the Holy One, blessed be He, Who wants to bestow blessings at all times, he will certainly not become arrogant. On the contrary, his pride will be broken and he will achieve genuine humility.

Chayey Moharan #447

Today will be a great day!

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