Fetlang is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric programming language and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written fetish erotica

The following example outputs the arguments given to the executable:

Make Sean moan

Worship Carrie's feet



Bind Amy to Saint Andrew's Cross

    Have Amy hogtie Sean

    If Amy is Carrie's bitch

        Make Slave scream Sean's name

        Make Sean moan

https://github.com/Property404/fetlang