konovi napuchol dako cikos a neprechadza mu to tak si googlim co by to vsetko mohlo byt .. narazila som na toto a dost sa ujebavam, cele je to dobre napisane
http://www.equusite.com/articles/health/healthSheathCleaning.shtml

" Check to make sure there are no prospective boyfriends, elderly neighbors, or Brownie troops with a line of sight to the proceedings. Though of course they're probably going to show up unexpectedly ANYWAY once you're in the middle of things. Prepare a good explanation."

a tiez neviem kto nazval pripravok na cistenie konskych cikosov Excalibur..
http://www.equistyle.sk/katalog/action/productdetail/oc/245/product/pripravok-na-cistenie-pohlavnych-organov-farnam-excalibur-sheat-cleaner-473ml.xhtml

bonus: gramaticke okienko - smegma
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smegma&utm_source=search-action