Let do USA: Checklist, letenka skontrolovana, batozina prescanovana, detektor prejdeny, prirucna batozina vratane topanok oskenovana, voda zhabana, penis ohmatany, anal prezrety, imigracny pohovor absolvovany. Lietadlo urcite nevybucne !

Heh ale existovala skratka:
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