'There have been malicious rumours at this elementary school that my beautiful fiance is a Hobbit, That is not funny and it is not true, alright? Yes, Kim is heavier than most of her pictures show her to be. Yes, she gets her hair lasered off her body. Yes, she has a friend named Gandalf that happens to be a wizard...'

I can\'t explain myself
because I\'m not myself you see
I got lost in someone else...