http://java.dzone.com/articles/chuck-norris-roundhouse-kicks-

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.

When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris' deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.

Chuck Norris methods don't catch exceptions because no one has the guts to throw any at them.

I can\'t explain myself
because I\'m not myself you see
I got lost in someone else...