It's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,
lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit
and Shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit
and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and
there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
But aint it jus great when shit gets holy

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the
English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along,
if you give a shit. Or if you don't give a shit.

Holy Shit, here i am taking all this shit, and i got more important shit to do

But before i go!
Just wanted you to know... that couldnt Give A Shit what u do with this letter
but i ddohope u have a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit head
----Well shit happens.