You don’t need any witty commentary to explain to you how awful Paris Hilton is (at everything she does) as a DJ. All you need to do is check out the video above, in which the hotel heiress and societal non-contributor makes a mockery of electronic music the world over by playing the same tired “club bangers” as every iTunes “DJ” you’ve ever heard. She also accidentally overlaps a beaten-to-death Rihanna song over one of her new “tracks,” which makes for quite the LOL.