There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was slick and fast and
his eyes were set on goal
He joined the Arsenal ‘cos trophies were his
aim
Scoring goal after goal at that sh*t-hole called The Lane
He could hit the
net with a rocket
Full of power and fire
Give him the ball and he will sock
it
Watch the Arsenal go higher

An-drey Ar-shav-in!
He will tear right through
your team
And he’ll help us win the league

An-drey Ar-shav-in!
Arsenal’s
greatest goal machine.
10 times better than that c*nt Robbie Keane

AR AR
ARSHAVIN
Russian in the Arsenal team
There was a cat that really was gone
AR AR
ARSHAVIN
Arsenal's newest goal machine
It was a joy how he carried on