Administratium :: Something smarter than us is going to emerge


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The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
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Statistics helps us understand the real world.
Studies have shown that the leading cause of death is life.

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Mathematicians never die. They just lose their functions. And then their number comes up.
Chemists never die; they just fail to react.
Chemists never die; they just smell that way.
Economists never die; they become expendable.
Old statisticians never die; they are broken down by age and sex.
Electricians never die. They just lose contact.
Old physicists never die; they decay exponentially, becoming improbable.

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* Statisticians probably do it, with 95% confidence.
* Mathematicians do it with perfect precision.
* Physicists do it with charm.
* Experimental physicists do it with string and sealing-wax.
* Mathematicians do it to the limit. But only in theory. (Then how can they multiply?)
* Mathematicians feel they must prove that they did it.
* Astronomers do it in the dark—all night long.
* Geologists do it when rock hard, in the sedimentary position.
* Organic chemists do it on the bench.
* Electrical engineers do it till it Hz.

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uh, asi mi uchadza pointa...

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uvazuj v metrickom systeme

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In 1969 the British government established a Metrication Board to promote wider use of the Metric System. As part of this effort, the United Kingdom Metric Association and the Construction Industry Training Board distributed a series of posters to promote wider understanding of the metric system. One of these is reproduced here as a public service, to remind people of simpler times when even government agencies were not shy about promoting a good cause using attention getting methods. It depicts a bikini-clad gal with her measurements boldly indicated in centimeters on the left, and in inches on the right, in subdued grey. She quickly gained the affectionate name "Miss Metric." That's what John's cartoon was parodying, in case anyone missed the point. [No, you cannot click on this image to see a larger version.]

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...stale nic...

kasli na to, asi proste len iny zmysel pre humor

edit: dik :)