How to tell the difference between a Great Dane and a Cow:

If it Moo's it's a cow
If it Woo-Woo's it's a Great Dane

If it chews it's cud it's a cow
If it chews your new Italian leather shoes its a Great Dane

If it grazes in the pasture it's a cow
If it grazes off the kitchen counter, it's a Great Dane

If you can milk it, it's a cow
If it milks your bank account, it's a Great Dane

If it leans on a fence, it's a cow
If it leans on you, it's a Great Dane

If it sleeps on the pasture, it's a cow
If it sleeps in your bed, its a Great Dane

If it drinks from a trough, it's a cow
If it drinks from the sink, it's a Great Dane

If it lies down just before a thunderstorm, it's a cow
If it sits in your lap during the thunderstorm, it's a Great Dane

If it produces piles of manure, it's a cow
If it rolls in piles of manure, it's a Great Dane

If it swats flies with it's tail it's a cow
If it swats humans with it's tail, it's a Great Dane

If it eats grass, it's a cow
If it eats grass and then throws up on four best carpet, it's a Great Dane

If it's worshiped in India, it's a cow
If it's worshiped in you house it's a Great Dane

If your vet drives and old pick-up its a cow
If your vet drives a new Mercedes it's a Great Dane