You know you own a Great Dane when...

You carry multiple plastic grocery bags in your pocket when going for a walk.

Almost every day you have to clean dried slobber and eye boogers off the ceiling.

You and your husband/wife purchase a king sized bed to accomodate your dog, and you still wake up each morning with no pillows and hanging off the edge of the bed.

You wake up with bruises every time your Dane has a dream he is chasing rabbits in his sleep.

Your backyard pooper scooper is a full size shovel and rake.

If you have a harlequin, you get used to hearing "Mommy, look at that giant Dalmatian!"



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