The jury didn't buy the 'he's too fat to hurt anyone' excuse!

George 'Boy George' O'Dowd was convicted by a London jury on Friday for falsely imprisoning a Norwegian male prostitute named Audun Carlsen back in 2007.

As we've previously mentioned, Boy George met Carlsen online and held him prisoner on their second 'date' because the paranoid singer was convinced that the ho was stealing computer files from him.

BG faces up to 15 years in lock up for the crime.

Sentencing is scheduled for January 16th.

Kiss that comeback bye, bye, Georgie!