You have ever frozen your lips to an ice screw while blowing an ice plug at your partner.

You own a $75 dress suit and a $1000 dollar Goretex suit.

You have ever used an ice axe to chop weeds in the garden.

A Mexican bus driver has ever had to open his window because of the way you smelled.

You have more summit pictures than wedding pictures.

You've ever had icicles hanging from any part of your face.

You've peed more than 3 liters in one night.

You can pronounce Popocatepetl correctly more than once in a row.
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You say "Namaste" instead of "Hello".

You hear the name "Hillary" and think of Everest instead of Mrs. Clinton and White House scandals.

fast food tastes better with chalk on it.

you can wake up a 6:00 am on saturday on 4 hours sleep to drive 3 hours, climb all day, drive 3 hours back and drink the night away but waking up at 8:00 on monday morning to get to work for 9:00 is cruel and unheard of

You have ever clipped a 3 ounce set of keys to your belt with a 25kn carbineer

You know how to get on your roof without a ladder

You look at every vertical surface you see as a potential climb.

you think chalk is the answer to everything duct tape isn't

your bed is no longer slept in because you need somewhere to sort your gear.