Camerlengo
Cardinal Eduardo Martinez Somalo
Citta Del Vaticano
Rome
Italy






Dear Sir,
I heard you will organize tender for the post of pope in the following weeks.
I´m baptized Catholic, then I meet fundamental prerequisite for get this function – I´d like to offer my services to you therefore.
If I would get this job, I will cancel celibacy, give women the possibility to reach all functions in church, cancel institute of papal infallibility. I will establish football league in Vatican organized by Vatican Football Association. I want to join UEFA in two years and main goal of my pontificate will be victory of FC Vatican in UEFA Champions League. This goal we can meet - with blessing of God I hope – in ten years.
I attach my structured CV, don't hesitate to contact me if you have some questions.



Cordially yours



Václav Linkov
Zahradníkova 26
Brno
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Czech Republic