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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Pete Bottoms: Hey, Earl
Earl McGraw: Yes, sir.
Pete Bottoms: What do ya know?
Earl McGraw: Well, it's a hot goddam day

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Earl McGraw: Son number one?
Edgar McGraw: Yeah?
Earl McGraw: This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.

Planet Terror (2007)
Earl McGraw: God, dammit! Ramona, you've been fartin' like a goddamned pack mule.

Death Proof (2007)
Earl McGraw: [regarding Stuntman Mike's Impunity] I'm gonna' tell you like The Lord told John: If he ever does it again, I can be goddamn sure he don't ever do it again in Texas.
[superfast cut to title card reading, "Lebanon... Tennesse... 14 Months Later"]