IT Trainer
You Were: A Forlorn Mathematician.
Where You Lived: Ireland.
How You Died: Buried alive.

Incident Lifecycle Coordinator
You Were: A Lazy Philosopher.
Where You Lived: Siberia.
How You Died: The Plague.

Event Detection and Notification agent
You Were: A Gorgeous Cannibal.
Where You Lived: Iran.
How You Died: Hung for treason.