John Rose

Vladko Kingofras from Piteti, Romania, an extremely mute man, disappeared after attending a nice restaurant with his wife Zlutko Kingofras. Now seven years later he suddenly turned up outside the 'Praxis Supermarket' in Piteti. In a written interview to the Monitorul de Prahova newspaper he states that he never disappeared at all, so really cannot understand what the whole fuss is about, "Of course I felt like something weird has been going on for the past years – missing posters around town, and a photograph of me on the news – but I guessed it was just some fellow who looked like me." So what actually happened? That question was answered in a lecture yesterday by Grübert Kikpea, a Professor in Non-Disappearance. Professor Kikpea said: "Mr. Kingofras has simply been overlooked for all those years. It seems that everybody around Mr. Kingofras at all times looked in any other direction than the place where Mr. Kingofras actually was. That this could go on for seven years is quiet amazing, but it also scares the heck out for me, when I think about all the missing-cases around the world. Someone should do something about this potential chaos."


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