The Beckhams haven't even been living in America for a full week yet (they arrived late last Thursday night) and things are already starting to change for the fabulous ones ... well, at least for Vicki B. that is. The poor stickly woman takes one trip to T.G.I.Friday's and she already has what looks to be cellulite (or something) breaking out all over her usually svelt legs ... behold:





Victoria Beckham may be famous primping and preening, but when she stepped out for a photoshoot in her new hometown of Los Angeles, one imperfection was startlingly clear. The body-conscious Spice Girl showed off bizarre saggy skin on her leg, while her tiny thigh looked almost hollow around the bone ... She's spent her first official week in LA enjoying ritzy dinners with husband David in Santa Monica and has just recently joined the soccer mum set with a trip to watch her sons play at a local field. Next up, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are expected to throw the couple a "Welcome to America" party on the weekend, according to the New York Post. A source told the paper: "Invitations went out all over Hollywood... they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering." Yeah, I don't know what the hell is going on here. The calves look like they've got bumpy cellulite but the thigh does look like it has a gaping hole -- you can't blame that shizz on T.G.I.Friday's. It appears that the fembot can't handle the California heat and is in dire need of replacement parts. Drats ... and I really liked this model version.