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Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day that Paris Hilton would be caught dead holding ... a Bible ... but I guess it's true what they say -- Paris will try anything at least once. I don't necessarily think that Hell has frozen over per se, but I wouldn't be surprised if temps. down there have dropped considerably:



Now, I realize that Miss Hilton is freaking out over the prospect of having to go to jail for 23 days but if she's turning to religion ... well, she must be in worse shape than I thought. The praying, I can understand, but the thought of Paris engaging in the actual study of the sacred text of Christianity is very ... unnerving. You will note that the Bible that she is carrying is gold (natch), looks like is has a couple of coffee rings on the cover and prolly came from one of the sidetable drawers at one of her Hilton hotels. This Bible is a Gideon Bible that is left in each hotel/motel room across the country for wary travelers to have something to read in their time of need, to gain comfort or because they are too lazy to go downstairs to get a newspaper. Paris is also carting around The Power of Now written by Eckhart Tolle which, according to the book description on Amazon.com, is: ... the truest path to happiness and enlightenment. And while this message may not seem stunningly original or fresh, Tolle's clear writing, supportive voice, and enthusiasm make this an excellent manual for anyone who's ever wondered what exactly "living in the now" means Yep, Paris better enjoy the "now" while she can because in a couple of weeks her "now" is going to really suck.