som si kupil par kniznych titulov v anglictine ked som bol v Londyne. s velkou radostou som siahol aj po trainspottingu, moc som nemal cas knizku otvarat resp. kupil som ich asi 3 naraz vtedy a uz som sa prakticky balil. no a tak som teraz docital skveleho Kunderu a ze vrhnem sa na ten trainspotting. vobec ma vtedy nenapadlo ze by to mohlo byt v skotstine:-)) tak som sa pobavil dnes ked som tu knihu zacal citat. ale bude to v pohode, trochu domyslavosti a da sa. len pre orientaciu, toto je original TRAINSPOTTING, prva strana:





The Skag Boys, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Mother Superior



The sweat wis lashing oafay Sick Boy; he wis trembling. Ah wis jist sitting thair, focusing oan the telly, tryin no tae notice the cunt. He wis bringing me doon. Ah tried tae keep ma attention oan the Jean-Claude Van Damme video.

As happens in such movies, they started oaf wi an obligatory dramatic opening. Then the next phase ay the picture involved building up the tension through introducing the dastardly villain and sticking the weak plot thegither. Any minute now though, auld Jean-Claude's ready tae git doon tae some serious swedgin.

-Rents. Ah've goat tae see Mother Superior, Sick Boy gasped, shaking his heid.

-Aw, ah sais. Ah wanted the radge tae jist: fuck off ootay ma visage, tae go oan his ain, n jist leave us wi Jean-Claude. Oan the other hand, ah'd be gitting sick tae before long, and if that cunt went n scored, he'd haud oot oan us. They call um Sick Boy, no because he's eywis sick wi junk withdrawal, but because he's just one sick cunt.

-Let's fuckin go, he snapped desperately.

-Haud oan a second. Ah wanted tae see Jean-Claude smash

up this arrogant fucker. If we went now, ah wouldnae git tae watch it.