Originálne komplimenty predsa majú svoju hymnu!

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos - that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

My love for you'd like diarrhea - I just can't hold it in

Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet

You must have fallen from heaven - that would explain how you messed up your face

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