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Female Masturbation Synonyms

+ 3 Point Shot
+ A night in with the girls
+ Airing the orchid
+ Applying lip gloss
+ Applying nail polish remover
+ Auditioning the finger puppets
+ Automatic pilot
+ Banging the box
+ Bashing the gash
+ Basting the tuna
+ Basting your turkey
+ Bathing the kitty
+ Beating around the bush
+ Beating the Beaver
+ Brushing the beaver
+ Brushing your afro
+ Buffing the bead
+ Buffing the Weasel
+ Burying the knuckle
+ Butterin' the muffin
+ Buttering your bagel
+ Carpet bumping
+ Cat got tongue
+ Checking for depth
+ Checking for squirrels
+ Checking for the jackpot
+ Checking my oil
+ Checking the foxhole
+ Checking the muffler
+ Checking the oil
+ Checking the pulse
+ Checking the status of the I/O port
+ Circling the knoll
+ Clam bake for one
+ Cleaning between the camel's toes
+ Cleaning my fur coat
+ Cleaning the kitchen
+ Cleaning your fingers
+ Clit-o-Rama
+ Clitters
+ Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
+ Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
+ Coming into your own
+ Copping a clam
+ Creamin'
+ Creamin' the pie
+ Cunt cuddling
+ Cunt rubbing
+ Defrosting the freezer
+ Dialing the rotary phone
+ Diggin' the stench trench
+ Digging a trench
+ Digging for gold
+ Digging for my keys
+ Digging in
+ Digging the cream
+ Digitizing
+ Dipping
+ Dipping for ice cream
+ Diving for pearls
+ Diving for pennies
+ Doing my nails
+ Doing something for my chapped lips
+ Doing the sweet slide
+ Doing the two-finger slot rumba
+ Doing the two-finger ballet
+ Doing the two-finger salute
+ Doing your nails
+ Doodling the noodle
+ Double knuckling
+ Double-clicking your mouse
+ Dousing the digits
+ Draining your tuna
+ Drilling for fish
+ Drilling for oil
+ Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
+ Drinking from the furry cup
+ Driving Ms. Daisy
+ Dunking your doughnut
+ Dusting the endtable
+ Engaging in safe sex
+ Entering the forest
+ Entering the ring of fire
+ Erasing the problem
+ Excavating the Tunnel of Love
+ Exploring the bush
+ Fanning the fur
+ Feeding the bearded clam
+ Feeding the cat
+ Feeding the pony
+ Feeding your slot
+ Feeling your funnel
+ Fiddling the bean
+ Filling the pink taco
+ Filling your niche
+ Finding yourself
+ Finger bang
+ Finger blasting
+ Finger dipping
+ Finger fucking
+ Finger pie
+ Finger-pole the hole
+ Fingerbating
+ Fingering
+ Fingering something out
+ Fingerpainting
+ Finishing the job
+ Fishing
+ Fishing for cumpliments
+ Fishing for mackerel
+ Flash flood
+ Flickin' the bean
+ Flicking the switch
+ Flicking the tic tac
+ Flipping the light switch repeatedly
+ Flitting your clit
+ Flossing the cat
+ Fluffing the kitty
+ Fluffing the muff
+ Frigging
+ Fucking without complications
+ Gagging my meat hole
+ Gagging the clam
+ Gagging the lips of love
+ Genital manipulation
+ Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
+ Getting a date with slick mittens
+ Getting a lube job
+ Getting a stain out of my carpet
+ Getting a stinky pinky
+ Getting mud for my turtle
+ Getting the last pickle out of the jar
+ Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing
+ Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster
+ Getting to know yourself
+ Gilding the lily
+ Going around the corner
+ Going deep sea diving
+ Going fishing
+ Going mining
+ Going solo
+ Going to and from the Batcave
+ Greasing your hips
+ Gristle rub
+ Groping the grotto
+ Gusset typing
+ Hand tossing the tuna salad
+ Harpooning your tang
+ Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers
+ Having ladyfingers and cream
+ Having sex with someone you love
+ Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
+ Hitchhiking South
+ Hitchhiking to heaven
+ Hitchhiking under the Big Top
+ Hitting the slit
+ Hitting the spot
+ Honing the stone
+ Hula-hooping
+ Indoor fishing
+ Itching the ditch
+ Jabberwocking
+ Jennying off
+ Jiggling your jenny
+ Jilling off
+ JocelynEldering
+ Jostling the Elder
+ Juicing it up
+ Juicing Lucy
+ Killing off
+ Letting your fingers do the walking
+ Levy break limbo
+ Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
+ "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
+ Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
+ Making a mini Eiffel Tower
+ Making kitty purr
+ Making my lips swell
+ Making soup
+ Making the little man sing
+ Making your own gravy
+ Manual override
+ Menage a moi
+ Mistressbate
+ Muffin buffin'
+ Nail polish remover
+ Nulling the void
+ Nursing a hatchet wound
+ Opening the bottom drawer
+ Paddling the finger canoe
+ Paddling the pink canoe
+ Pampering the pussy
+ Parting my meat curtain
+ Parting the Red Sea
+ Patting the panky
+ Pearl fishing
+ Peeling the peach
+ Perusing the Yellow Pages
+ Petting Snoopy
+ Petting the kitty
+ Petting the little man in the canoe
+ Petting the petunia
+ Petting the pussy
+ Petting the pussy cat
+ Petting your bunny
+ Petting your kitty
+ Playing couch hockey for one
+ Playing on the cricket green
+ Playing poker
+ Playing solitaire
+ Playing the banjo
+ Playing the beaver
+ Playing the box
+ Playing the clitar
+ Playing the hairy guitar
+ Playing the little Dutch boy
+ Playing the silent trombone
+ Playing the slots
+ Playing with the man in the boat
+ Playing with your pineapple
+ Pluggin the leak
+ Plunging the drain
+ Plunging the happy hole
+ Pokin' the pucker
+ Poking the pudding
+ Polishing the nugget
+ Polishing the peanut
+ Polishing the wedding ring
+ Polishing your pearl
+ Preheating the oven
+ Priming the pump
+ Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
+ Pushing the button
+ Pussy poking
+ Pussy soccer
+ Putting out the fire
+ Putting the dot in .org
+ Reading braille
+ Reading the map of Tasmania
+ Ride the glide until the tide
+ Riding the bed post
+ Riding the cotton pony
+ Riding the unicycle
+ Riding the waterslide
+ Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon
+ Ringing your bell
+ Rocking the boat
+ Rollin the ol' bean
+ Rolling the dough
+ Rolling the marble
+ Romancing thy own
+ Rubbin Hood
+ Rubbin' the nubbin
+ Rubbing the donut
+ Rubbing the red pussycat
+ Rubbing the stub
+ Salting the beef curtains
+ Scoring the hoop
+ Scraping the cheese off the taco
+ Scratching the patch
+ Scratching where it itches
+ Searching for Ms. "G"
+ Seasoning your fish
+ Secret vice
+ Sending Muffin Morse Code
+ Sexercising
+ Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
+ Shaking the dew off the lily
+ Shebopping
+ Shining the diamond
+ Shooting hoops
+ Shooting the rapids
+ Shucking the fresh water clam
+ Shucking the oyster
+ Slappin' the crack
+ Slapping slit
+ Slapping Susie
+ Slapping the flap
+ Slapping the mackerel
+ Slapping the meat curtain
+ Slapping the skunk guts
+ Slicing pie
+ Sliding down the chute
+ Sliding into home
+ Slob the knob
+ Snatching
+ Soaking in Palmolive
+ Soaking the whisker biscuit
+ Softening the peach
+ Spanking the spot
+ Spanking your puppy on the nose
+ Spearing the bearded clam
+ Spelunking
+ Spelunking in the hairy caves
+ Spelunking in the mystery cave
+ Splashing in the sea
+ Squeezing the peach
+ Steaming the oyster
+ Stiffening my upper lip
+ Stinky pinky
+ Stirring it up
+ Stirring the honey pot
+ Stirring the pudding
+ Stirring the sauce
+ Stirring the soup
+ Stoking the furnace
+ Stroking the box
+ Strumming
+ Strumming the banjo
+ Strumming the big open C
+ Surfing the channel
+ Surfing the Slippery Sea
+ Surfing the web
+ Sweeping the chimney
+ Swimming in the crimson lake
+ Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
+ Swimming in the Red Sea
+ Takin' it to tuna town
+ Taking a dip
+ Taking a dip in the lake
+ Taking advantage of yourself
+ Taking the German u-boat into port
+ Tapping the tuna
+ Teasing the kitty
+ Teasing the little man in the canoe
+ Teasing the tuna
+ Teasing the tuna taco
+ Tending your own garden
+ Testing the plumbing
+ Testing your waters
+ The disappearing finger trick
+ The girly gusher
+ The magical disappearing finger trick
+ The ole feel n' squeal
+ The other monthly visitor
+ The two-fingered tango
+ The virgin's release
+ Tickling the kitty
+ Tickling the pearl
+ Tickling the taco
+ Tickling your fancy
+ Tiptoe through the TwoLips
+ Toggling the bit
+ Tossing the pink salad
+ Touching your tigeress
+ Touching your tuna
+ Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
+ Tracing the vertical smile
+ Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
+ Twiddling your twat
+ Twinkling the little star
+ Twirlin' the pearl
+ Two-finger taco tango
+ Two-finger typing
+ Unclogging the drain
+ Visiting Niagra Falls
+ Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
+ Visiting your safety deposit box
+ Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
+ Walking Downtown
+ Washing my hands
+ Washing your fingers
+ Waxing the canoe
+ Waxing the milk duds
+ Weaving the carpet
+ Whipping your cream
+ Whipping your nest
+ White knuckling
+ Working in the garden
+ Working out at the Y
+ Wrinkling fingers