here's what you were supposed to get.Law & Order Texas Style



A Texas Department of Public Safety officer pulled a car over in San Antonio and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" he asked. "Well, I guess I'll try to get my license reinstated, and maybe pay off some of those old warrants," he answered, "if there's anything left over I might just make a down payment on some car insurance." "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop andmoaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Did we cross the border yet ?"