Where was this thing when I was a kid? Or now, for that matter? The Inflatable Iceberg is the biggest, most insane, most awesome pool toy I have ever seen. Inflating to a monster 15 feet above the water, the Inflatable Iceberg is like your own private water park without as much pee in the water. Three of the sides of the iceberg have grips for climbing and are of various stages of difficulty, from beginner to expert. The fourth side is a gigantic water slide to send you plummeting back into the water after your climb. Imagine playing king of the mountain on top of a 15-foot high inflatable pool toy. The fun, the excitement, the possibility of injury and drowning deaths. My God, I want one. If only I had a swimming pool and $8,860, my life would be complete.

Inflatable Iceberg