Yikes ... when it rains, it pours. The darling girls of Hollywood are having a very rough time of it lately ... from Paris' humiliation at Bungalow 8 (not to mention the cd prank that graffiti artist Banksy unleashed on her album in the UK), to Lindsay's embarrassing photo of her exposed crotch (it turns out the picture is, in fact, real ... deets in a bit) to Paris Hilton's arrest for drunk driving ... things haven't been going well for the ladies lately. As if all of that weren't bad enough ... Lindsay Lohan has to go and be the victim of a huge robbery. Yesterday, at London's Heathrow Airport, Lindsay had one of her bags stolen from her luggage trolley ... the Hermes bag contained approximately $1 million dollars worth of jewelry (and who knows what the hell else was in that bag). It was enough to reduce our dear L. Lo to tears:

TMZ has learned that Lindsay Lohan became a grand theft victim at Heathrow Airport in London on Thursday. Scotland Yard tells TMZ a "theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman." Sources say the contents of the missing bag total upwards of $1 million ... They continue to say "it is alleged that as the woman exited the Terminal One building, she noticed that an orange Hermes handbag was missing from her suitcase trolley." The bag, according to police, contained "a quantity of jewelry." Lindsay's rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. "She is begging for the return of the items," Sloane says. "She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back." The Hermes Birkin bag that was stolen also contained Lindsay's much needed asthma medication. Uh ... I wouldn't actually be surprised if her asthma stuff wasn't the only medication that was stashed in the stolen bag. So, while it takes denied entry into a club to make Paris Hilton cry, we now know that it takes the theft of about a million dollars' worth of jewelry and asthma medication to make Lindsay Lohan cry. Shoot ... don't get me wrong ... my ass would be wailing in the streets too if I had a million bucks worth of stuff stolen.