'Marriage Is An Institution That Was Created Back When People Died Young. It Was Built On Land Ownership And Procreation. These Days, It's Mainly Used To Subjugate Women And Sell Air Fryers.'

"Škoda, že nebude žiť.
...ale zas kto bude?"

Zježili by sa ti chlpy na piči keby si pozdravila?

tvoju hlavu pojebal velky kokot!

Walenski : I've been trying to remember things, CLEARLY remember things, from my past, but the more I try to think back, the more it all starts to unravel. None of it seems real. It's like I've just been dreaming this life, and when I finally wake up, I'll be somebody else. Somebody totally different!

Inspector Frank Bumstead : You saw something, didn't you, Eddie? Something to do with the case.

Walenski : There is no case! There never was! It's all just a big joke! It's a joke!

"Love, it's a motherfucker, huh?"

"Howdy, nigga" - Daisy Domergue

"...tak to seš mistr krádeže :D"

cislo 2. hned moja najoblubenejsia:
I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try. -Bart Simpson
http://www.mandatory.com/2013/02/12/the-100-greatest-quotes-from-the-simpsons

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Legendárne hlášky z českých filmov v zahraničných filmoch

"You don't exist any more. I have deleted your record."
"Care for little necrofilia?"

Brazil (1985)

The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?

Sometimes being totally fucked can be a liberating experience.

[Harry is viciously attacking the telephone]
Natalie: Harry!
Harry: [stops] What?
Natalie: It's an inanimate fucking object!
Harry: You're an inanimate fucking object!
[Later]
Harry: I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset.

moja naj z tohto filmu :)

Lori: Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!

[Lori goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her in the head, killing her]

Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce!

(ten arnoldov prizvuk robi tu scenku este vtipnejsiu: Cornseedar thut uh deevuaars)

kazda holka nekoho ma...

Harry Shaw: We could send in one man. One man with one very specific order. To get Emilie Warnock out.
President Warnock: Who?
[cuts to]
Snow: I'd rather castrate myself with blunt rocks.

Duke: Who are you?
Langral: Secret Service.
Duke: I didn't hear anything about this.
Harry Shaw: That will be why they call it secret, right?

Emilie Warnock: Who are you? Who sent you?
Snow: Your old man did.
Emilie Warnock: My dad. What did he say?
Snow: Well, I didn't get to meet him personally. He kind of delegated your rescue. He had a big conference on the corn surplus.
Emilie Warnock: You're kidding me?
Snow: No. No, apparently, we should all be eating more corn.
Emilie Warnock: About my father?
Snow: Oh, yeah. I made that other bit up.
Emilie Warnock: Did he have a message for me?
Snow: Yes. You are adopted.

Langral: Who was the mystery man on the phone?
Snow: Uh, his name was Fuck You.
Langral: Really?
Snow: Yeah, he was Asian.

Drago: If he dies, he dies.

Bad Alien: I come in peace.
Jack Caine: And you go in pieces...asshole!

Arwood "Larry" Smith: [trying on a jacket from Jack's closet] Hey, it fits perfectly!
Jack Caine: It should... it was mine when I was 12.

nemala by chybat klasika

H: you believe in god?
N: i dont even have that to fall back on.
H: i suggest you believe in me..
N: do i have a choice?
H: im afraid not..

Ripley: Micro changes in air density, my ass.

Thrasher: Are you telling me there's something running around loose in the city, ripping out people's hearts and eating them so he can take their souls back to hell?
Dick Durkin: Looks that way.
Stone: Hallelujah.

Dick Durkin: I don't think this thing thinks it's Satan, I think this thing IS Satan.
Stone: Well Satan is in deep shit.

female bartender: What'll you have?
Stone: Coffee.
female bartender: It's a two-drink minimum!
Stone: Then get me two coffees.

Is that Peter fucking Frampton?

nic neřeš, po ničem nepátrej a hlaně nic nepřepínej!

Biggusss Dickusss :D prosto genialne

Girls, they love to laugh.
Especially at men. Makes them feel more powerful, which
in turn makes them feel more comfortable. Which in turn makes them prone
to massive errors in judgment...
...like, having sex with a complete stranger
in the port authority bathroom.

Hominem te esse, memento!

"Bonton houm video uvádí..."

...nepouzivam smajliky

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas - bavili sa tam o hypofyze alebo epifyze??

...nepouzivam smajliky

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