Something like:

we have great cameras...
our are best lens too...
we understand the substance of light...
the mystery of rays & reflection...
we are the masters of theory...
practice is in it too...
oh, how great we are...
how preciousss are our images...
anyone should bow in front of us...
but we shan't bow in front of anyone.

(but sometimes we forget that the Earth is round)

keep going good fellow, but remember - it won't be easy here among some people