344919266: Nanooks knew that they were too weak for such a difficult task. They invited the bosses of the leading Shopping Cart organisation called "The Warriors of Holy Wire Cage "and started negotiations.

a-r.f: imagine how difficult, keeping their stand i.e. develop a chain of shopping centers where nanooks are the main icecream distributed, and not hurting the pride of the mighty warrior, make them loose face as they must believe that they are always in control of every bill and banknote and coin and EAN code running on our increasingly hot panicced planet.

344919266: nanooks couln´d get rid of the feeling that the carts were often trying to leak them through and let them drop on the floor, but they did not have any evidence. Soon they both arrived to first conclusions - the vital thing to do was to take suburbs,or at least get as near as possible to human dwellings. First we take suburbs, they declared, namely cooler northern suburbian plains, as was after nanooks intervention agreed upon.

a-r.f: so be it, and lo, they fall upon northern panonian plain to the little pozsony town - all around plenty of opportunities, town developing, city showing teeth on the valley of lamac and the lake of golden sands, cranes growing out of the cemeteries that shelter dinosaurs, people fornicating for the progress, dogs shitting on the pavements to the delirium of the paper factories and of the designers that draw sketches for the paper bags, and potraviny so crowded that SPACE is needed, green houses to cherish packages and nanooks

344919266: Oh Lord, may thine grace and strength growing within thee save the poor and innocent folk living there! May the Lord have pity upon savage and cruelsome nanooks and shopping carts! Where they treadeth, disaster followeth. Little birds were dying in their eggs, honey was bitter in beehives, trains from Tyrnavia to Pozson were delayed. But, alas, did anyone lay a complaint? No, not the one did. But, alas, did anyone notice? No, not the one did.

a-r.f: for the flavour of nanooks was so pleasing and teasing and easing summer that by the cruelmost chance came at the very moment of expansion ----nanook here, nanook there, mommy buy me a nannok, here is a nanook for you my love, do you want granny to buy you nanook --- at every corner of street you could step on wooden sticks on which nanooks laid their creamy fingerprint to trace to the cells and metabolism of humans---build another shopping house! screamed the cells of the bones, build another tesco! cried the dilluted lymph, bring another hypernova, murmured the scorged cortex! build!

344919266: And so it came to pass that the greatest architects and dreamhunters were gathered. They commenced raising Teasing, Easying, Sleazying and Corrupting Odes to their malicious greed and they did it well. The cellars were built upon peoples´ neglection, the floors upon peoples´oblivion, the walls upon peoples carelessness and the the roof was their own doom.

a-r.f: And the Tv said it was not greed but first aid against summer heat, and the radio said that it was not corruption but rozpravka na dobru noc. They said "Build. Because you deserve it!". Dont be afraid of calories, dont be afraid of dumping all package waste, dont be afraid of cutting trees for your roofs...You deserve all this attention. And shopping cages were raising like mushrooms on the fertile soil of lazyness, and on their bars people were dancing in the fanciest dresses from Channel and Versace. And nanooks were dancing in all the molecules across the human bondage of blood and flash. Raise high the roof beam, carpenters!

344919266: May Sandman bring you pleasant dreams.

a-r.f: hei hei